and a gd day :) to all...enjoy the music :) loading takes a long time or they dun even fucking work ! go listen to Cocaine- Jimi Hendrix
(irony is he died from it) and not promoting drugs or anything...heard a guy smoked pot at the whitehouse...
so much for a perfect life weee
a goatee and sideburns hot not?
BOLA ! S-League lagi gerek den EPL !
Man U - FU !
Chealsea - Screw YOU !
BOLA !
for the radioblog player...press the MY PICKS button or whatever...to listen to the best songs...sort of
and i'd like to meet that special someone who
knows how to make light of ze moment
funky
calm and collected
could bear with my nonsense like that's ever going to happen
still dun get writing this profile stuff in blogs..not my thing
Just A Lil' Of Zis & Dat
A Fat Boy Slim Greatest Hits CD
WORLD PEACE & stop world hunger [I'm Not A Miss World etc.]
A GT Mustang or A Vintage 1985 Vespa Scooter or that Chevy Chavelle
-like that's ever going to happen
That cafe by the river/lake/sea
Grow an afro!
Go on a roadtrip around the world with a friend
Dance half-naked in the streets
Be a busker for once
Learn Ze Drums
Conduct A Free Hug Campaign In Singapore (fuggler...taken already)
Dress In A Carrot Costume and Fight With Another Person Whos Dressed In A Broccoli Suit (the remake from hollywood)
Ride In A Scooter While Wearing A Full Leather Suit and a Red Scarf Thru The Country Side Of Europe With My Wife (no harm thinking too much)
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Revolution! 11:13 pm.
so what can i guy think about with 10mins in the toilet and after a conversation with a fren bout getting kiked by the balls?
EASY
my personal achivements in Hai Sing for the past year
1. get kiked by the balls 5 times [ of which 3 were intentional and 2 accidental ] 2. stand on the stage OFFICIALLY 3 times [ of which to receive a 50 bucks cash voucher which i soon lost, danced with a non-teaching staff and standing up for talking too much ] 3. Vandalised school property [ of which most were on tables, dented a fan blade due to excessive foulplay of soccer] 4. caught for not tucking in of uniform 30-40 times [ 1/4 of which caught by prefects, 1/4 caught by RAMU [ the security gaurd ], the rest by teachers mostly Ms.Lee 5. caught looking a girls for their ' personal assets 'for uncountable times [ of which mostly were passers-by, smths teachers :) 6. took a bus ride bare-footed 7. Walked bare-footed 5 times 8. played in the rain 10-15 times 9. waved to RAMU or ALOYSIUS orshouting to them I LOVE YOU - 20-30 times 10. showered in the girls toilet - 3 times 11. entered the gilrs toilet 10-15 times 12. slept in sch - once 13. slapping ppl for no special reason - 15-25 maybe more 14. got jabbed, squeezing of my balls - 15-20 15. missuse of vulgarities - 365 days 16. got my nipples pinched - 15-20 [ 3 of which caused bruises which lasted 2 weeks ] 17. pinch other ppl's nipples - 10 maybe more 18. climbed the ladder which has access to the roof - 3 19. run around sch in my boxers - once
by far i think dats all...im sure there's more...hmm enjoy
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Revolution! 7:44 am.
so here i am at 7.37AM +8 GMT :D just woke up...really really early... things kinda blur...
okay lets get to the point...y im here to blog about
WHY EASTERN SINGAPOREANS ARE MUCH MUCH BETTER THAN THE REST
face it ppl we eastern singaporeans are much much better
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okay so it all started wen i was going to a relatives house during hari raya... crap and it took soem time to get there...the winding roads dim lighting.. well it started me to curse the westerners...so i made another list :)
u guys noe me too well
The Eastern Singaporeans Rules List
1) We ppl [ the easterners lah ] are more outgoing 2) we guys are more active... [ unfortunately we cnt get rid of the KPO aunties can we ] 3) THIS IS WHERE LINE DANCING STARTED 4) Th eastern side is rather well lit...where most mordernisation occurs here !!!! 5) Weve Got Tampines Mall ! [ ive got no idea bout this one ] 6) Eastern residents are mostly below 60 [ yeah DATS A GD THING ! ]( but we cnt rid of the bitches can we /.\) 7) We ppl are more charismatic ..i guess 8) most ppl here are not afraid to express ourself [ but we dun get an esplande do we !!!!! ]
okie dats all i guess....gotta go back to sleep :)
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Thursday, October 26, 2006
Revolution! 8:22 pm.
sorry for not updating for quite some time.... really busy eating
as u might noe..
ive just celebrated Hari Raya and its still going on for one whole month some what have i been up to this past day basicaly regretting and receiving money X)
so here's another list
the advantages and disadvantages of hari raya
Advantages:-
u get to visit ur family members crack jokes see my dad tease my granma who gets scared easily,everybody loves it X) hmmm FOOD glorious FOOD drinks $$$$$$ new shoes,clothes excuse to buy smth there u go
Disadvantages:-
u get kinda pissed off wen u just had to stay in dat hours,its not dat we hate the ppl livin in the house but the fact we are wasting our time...
as the saying goes ' the only way to a men's heart is through his stomach' well i got too much of dat...too many varietiees so ive got diarrhea...till nw [ 4 days straight] ive got stomache aches and unpredictable pressure releases [ u noe what i mean ]
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next part of this entry has got nthg to do with the one above....okay maybe a little
so maybe this part is kinda gross for the gals
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the saying
' the only way to a mans heart is thru his stomach '
kinda true
in america, i guess
a test was held...
to see if smells effects hw ppl think
from wat i remember they had a test on men to see wats the percentage of blood dat increases into a guy's dick wen he smells a type of scent
Remember : Wen the percentage of blood dat travels thru the dick increases, he erects ! REMEMBER ERECTS : BECOME STIFF
so they tried certain food.... i forgot a few but most of em made the blood flow increase
but the most is *drum rolls *
PIZZA
it made the blood flow increase by 40%
hmm hmmm
so guys remember IF U DUN HAVE VIAGRA ! EAT THOSE FREAKIN PIZZAS
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Friday, October 20, 2006
Revolution! 8:55 pm.
okay... i noe i rarely do talk about my day...
so i spent the whole afternoon playing soccer with the e3 guys so we started making this nicknames ...and it all started out from my name
ohh yeah the soccer thing was a kind off flashing session for me a irsyad...
i just showed my ass and apparently irsyad JUST HAD TO SHOW HIS DICK...i mus say its tropical forest is rather dense...and there is no difference between the SCH P.E Pants and his dick ...
hmmmm go figure
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Thursday, October 19, 2006
Revolution! 7:41 pm.
first things first best of luck to all soccer and capnet players
ouhhkayy
so here i am...
listening to great old songs by the blog playlist...
mostly Earth, Wind And Fire...
there are the best...
yeah sure they sing on those high pitched kinda tunes, but most of the songs hv soul...
and it caught me thinking...
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THOSE TIMELESS CLASSICS DAT PEOPLE OF THE WORLD WILL REMEMBER FOR AGES..
Like Earth,Wind And Fire, Tina Turner, Kenny J , Barry Manilow, Wild Cherry , James Brown And many more timeless artist ...
cmon face it artist of the 21st century do hv nice songs...but we soon forget em... most of em are redundant, naive, vague...
who actually remembers some song by beyonce wen she was younger...or from nickelback or from linkin park or from green day or matchbox 20...I DUN THINK SO
Some Timeless classics can be heard from the playlist to the left of this webpage...
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Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Revolution! 6:36 pm.
okay okay here again....
so i've been chatting with a fren on msn and she tells me dat her small sis listens to barbie while i was away from the comp...and she voluntarily gives me the URL for the crappy web...i noe its kinda embarresing and my dignity is gonna be an all time low...again ...so i had to click it...
since its http://barbie.everythinggirl.com/activities/btv/americanidol/karaoke/view_karaoke.aspx
WARNING : WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO VIEW CONTAINS UNFAVOURABLE CONTENT....AND KAR KIT ITS NOT PORN...NOT FOR THOS WEAK IN HEART ...VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED
ok once uve seen it ...
or when ive seen it ...it got me thinking...
what the hell happened to sane,normal,healthy,educational kids show...isnt BLUES CLUES or dat crappy STRAWBERRY SHORT CAKE... [ i preferred BEAR IN THE BIG BLUE HOUSE ]
where normal people being disguised ...become very lame in teaching kids how to treat people with care...or how to count or spell etc u noe wat i mean
WHAT HAPPEN
...oh yeah after this post SERIOUSLY DUN REMOVE POWER RANGER FROM TV its like the only thing dat i ever love ! [ while i was younger ] it was the greatest thing a 4 year old could watch aside from teletubbies and sesame street...
ok im done
but there's one thing ive gotta see in my life...
THE CAST OF SESAME STREET ON MARIJUANA !
dats so cool !
CAUTION ; MARIJUANA IS A CONTROLLED DRUG , AND IS NOT TO BE TAKEN BY ANYONE AT ANY GIVEN TIME...AND IF U GET UR SRRY LITTLE ASS INTO DAT SHIT...BLOGGER OR ZUL OR ANYBODY RELATED IS NOT HELD RESPONSIBLE, NOT EVEN THE CREW OF SESAME STREET ESPECIALLY ELMO, ERNIE, BIG BIRD OR COOKIE MONSTER !
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Revolution! 6:19 pm.
okay okay her again....
so i've been chatting with a fren on msn and she tells me dat her small sis listens to barbie while i was away from the comp...and she voluntarily gives me the URL for the crappy web...i noe its kinda embarresing and my dignity is gonna be an all time low...again ...so i had to click it...
since its http://barbie.everythinggirl.com/activities/btv/americanidol/karaoke/view_karaoke.aspx
WARNING : WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO VIEW CONTAINS UNFAVOURABLE CONTENT....AND KAR KIT ITS NOT PORN...NOT FOR THOS WEAK IN HEART ...VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED
ok once uve seen it ...
or when ive seen it ...it got me thinking...
what the hell happened to sane,normal,healthy,educational kids show...isnt BLUES CLUES or dat crappy STRAWBERRY SHORT CAKE... [ i preferred BEAR IN THE BIG BLUE HOUSE ]
where normal people being disguised ...become very lame in teaching kids how to treat people with care...or how to count or spell etc u noe wat i mean
WHAT HAPPEN
...oh yeah after this post SERIOUSLY DUN REMOVE POWER RANGER FROM TV its like the only thing dat i ever love ! [ while i was younger ] it was the greatest thing a 4 year old could watch aside from teletubbies and sesame street...
ok im done
but there's one thing ive gotta see in my life...
THE CAST OF SESAME STREET ON MARIJUANA !
dats so cool !
CAUTION ; MARIJUANA IS A CONTROLLED DRUG , AND IS NOT TO BE TAKEN BY ANYONE AT ANY GIVEN TIME...AND IF U GET UR SRRY LITTLE ASS INTO DAT SHIT...BLOGGER OR ZUL OR ANYBODY RELATED IS NOT HELD RESPONSIBLE, NOT EVEN THE CREW OF SESAME STREET ESPECIALLY ELMO, ERNIE, BIG BIRD OR COOKIE MONSTER !
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Revolution! 7:38 am.
The Miniature Earth with song
Something We All Have To See
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Monday, October 16, 2006
Revolution! 10:02 pm.
Free Hugs Campaign. Inspiring Story! (music by sick puppies)
so while i was looking thru youtube..watching crappy vids..i came to this vid...
' in this age of social disconnectivity and lack of human contact, the effects of the FREE HUG CAMPAIGN became phenomenal ... what we then witness is the true spirit of humanity comes together in what we can only be described as awe inspiring '
so just watch this vid...so i guess all we nid is a small hug
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Revolution! 9:47 pm.
chappelle's show
So for this issue of the entries im gonna talk about ppl...just a special few
firstly GAY PEOPLE
hey there here...so stop making fun of them
but there's smth ive just realise...
yeah we all noe they're unique, so it makes them special.. apparently...it makes em rich..cmon anything concerning fashion, hair , or just making things pretty ...there are good at it...and they are making more money for straight peopl [ ppl who are nt gay duhh ] ...so here i am writing to them not becoz i hate them....but just getting back at them for being more successful ..and much richer...dammit
some famous gay people who are damn famous..
Ellen Degeneras - Talk Show host who loves dancing Isaac - some gay guy hosting a talk show bout fashion a superficial guy some E.T [ entertainment today ] interviewer - man this guy is so freakin lucky !!! he actually talked about charlize theron's boobs...and they were huge ...but since he was gay...she didnt care...like wtf ! see wat i mean GAY PPL ARE SUCCESSFUL
so heres a short video by the great Dave Chappelle about GAY PEOPLE P.S i jus wanna get u guys...i dun hate u ppl X) enjoy
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Revolution! 7:22 pm.
So here i am again half an hour b4 i could break fast...so wen can this tired guy do ? so i just went back to the basics and well though about thoughts !
RANDOM THOUGHTS FOR THE MOMENT :
1) crapp i need water 2) crap ive gotta sleep somemore 3) who the hell woke me up 4) wat the f*** , ms.lee thinks im gay... -.- 5) wat time issit 6) *blank* 7) gotta sing 8) i wonder if growing an afro is possible 9) how long till EURO 2008 ! 10) wat the hell 11) freaking mouse 12)why the hell must gay people be so famouse [ no offence ] just watching the Ellen Degeneres Talk Show... 13) gotta get it back at them 14) wooo 15) i love bananas { dun think sick } 16) ohh yeah won the match !
This thoughts were made during the time between 6.24pm-6.26pm
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Friday, October 13, 2006
Revolution! 8:51 pm.
so here i am, blog-hopping thru popular blogger discussing bout politics , crap , food , or just bitch talking...so wat are the few things dat make singapore a really unique [ in a bad way ]
first up ...
singing/media/karaoke etc
face it people, we totally suck at it...
yeah sure we've got singapore idols but hw far can they go really ? its nt like they're are as gd as shakira or lisa ono ...and sure they've got the never-say-die attitude...bt hw far are they gonna go..really..hw bout media...we all noe dat singapore media like tv shows or radio dun really get enuff funding or talent to make it as successful as hollywood or even bollywood. [ dammit for dat ] yeah sure we got a few peeps but issit enuff...cmon ppl we dunnid fat china ladies [ no offence ] who make fishballs making comedy...we nid full - bread singaporeans making first class comedy shows for the intellectual...dun make physical comedy.. WE NID TALENT DAMMIT !
2. mannerisms...
no introduction bout this..
we spit , we sneeze , we cough , we fart , we barf , we burb and not afraid bout it ...
so while we see some apek with one leg on the chair digging his nose with utter peace around him ...we just think ' ho , hey ...normal singaporean, aiyahh nthg one larr..lai lai go eat this dumpling ' some smart-assed british chap might say ' oh , aloysius chap, look at those low life blokes with their black disgusting cheap coffee...ouh my goshstyle="font-weight:bold;"> his digging his nose now urghh...yeah sure they're rite...but for this topic i gotta be on the singaporean side of things...SO WAT IF , we burp infront of ur face, so wat if were living in a world of our own talking loudly...well let me say whos the one having an economic success, whos the one having peace, and whos the one enjoying thiis success drinking a glass of non-alchoholic beverage while helping those in poverty...and who is enjoying this...ohhh its none other den this speck of what u people call ZE LITTLE RED DOT so gimme a class of root beer and let me laff like ze frence people HOHOHO !
so ok ...this entry turned out to be the pros and cons...well just becoz ive gotta little time to write this so people of singapore
RAISE A GLASS OF NON_ALCHOHOLIC BEVERAGE A GIVE A LOUD FRENCH LAFF OF HOHOHO ! dun say viva la escargo [ snails to u chaps out there but Viva Le Laksa , Loh Mai Kai and Prata !!!!!
so smoke a joint and call me fat
ciao !
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Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Revolution! 9:00 pm.
Some things we've lost and gain in the 21st century in Singapore
Hey it's true that technology brought nearly every geek and cool people together. Even right at this moment your reading this...some kids who have just had just met would have been having ' interacting ' with each other if you know what i mean... but there are a few setbacks with it ....
first things first :
1.what happened to comradarie between neighbours nowadays....well its true that HDB housing estates made life easier...but if u dun realise it...most neighbours only interact[ no pun intended] with each other only in the lift.. u just say and he/she just smiles or give a suttle but merely useless ' hi ' back.. what the hell has happen...remember the olden days ? okayy maybe ur just a small insignificant tadpole swimming...but refer to books sheesh ! everybody helped each other..and now the only people dat bring the residents together are the CRAPPY EVENTS HELD AT THE COMMUNITY CENTRES !!! or very KPO aunties gossiping bout us ...
2. what the hell happened to smthing i would like to call FREEDOM OF SPEECH... Im proud to be a singaporean, but has the citizens of singapore gone DIMMIE [ *soft to u simple ppl out there ] wat the hell happened to expressing urself loudly on a political arena....ohhh sure we have a speakers corner...but wat the HELL !!! we actually HAVE TO GET A FREAKIN lisence just to talk ...and THEY ACTUALLY HAVE RULES FOR IT !! cmon wat the hell has happened....face it PAP ...without the workers party u wouldnt get a secondary opinion on how the hell ur doing...we nid singaporeans to express themselves really...OHH YEAH I FORGOT wont we get fined if we talked bad about this rigid establishment ? all i gotta say is SUCK IT IN ...like some lame philosopher said
FINE COUNTRY, FINE PEOPLE , FINE SINGAPORE !
3. and why the hell the children of today gone DIMMIE [ *soft dammit ! ] ohh sure MOE had made lots of stuff for the so called PEOPLE OF TOMORROW... but havent u guys realise dat they're gettin soft..! face it the only way they could learn being strong personality wise themselves by being pixellised characters killing some other computerised being in DOTA or World of Warcraft ! sure they've gotta fall hard on their asses to learn things...but think about the long term benefits ! and have u realise there are more SNOBS in the world than GAY PEOPLE !! what the hell !!!
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im not being some compulsive blogger here [ kinda new to it ]just telling u people that we seriously have to take risk ! really !
And If I get killed tomorrow by the CIA or FBI or some SWAT team because of this..and totally drained my family's memory of me ...just remember ! TAKE THOSE RISK !
BOOOOYAAAH !
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Revolution! 5:40 pm.
Hey there !
So while Kar Kit's watching porn...
I'm busy with this blog....
but this wouldnt really be possible with the help of fifi !
but Jasmine dun worry....
i'll still nid ur help ! X)
more crappy things coming up !
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Revolution! 4:05 pm.
tesing up wooooo !!!!
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