Friday, October 13, 2006
Revolution! 8:51 pm.
so here i am, blog-hopping thru popular blogger discussing bout politics , crap , food , or just bitch talking...so wat are the few things dat make singapore a really unique [ in a bad way ]
first up ...
singing/media/karaoke etc
face it people, we totally suck at it...
yeah sure we've got singapore idols but hw far can they go really ? its nt like they're are as gd as shakira or lisa ono ...and sure they've got the never-say-die attitude...bt hw far are they gonna go..really..hw bout media...we all noe dat singapore media like tv shows or radio dun really get enuff funding or talent to make it as successful as hollywood or even bollywood. [ dammit for dat ] yeah sure we got a few peeps but issit enuff...cmon ppl we dunnid fat china ladies [ no offence ] who make fishballs making comedy...we nid full - bread singaporeans making first class comedy shows for the intellectual...dun make physical comedy.. WE NID TALENT DAMMIT !
2. mannerisms...
no introduction bout this..
we spit , we sneeze , we cough , we fart , we barf , we burb and not afraid bout it ...
so while we see some apek with one leg on the chair digging his nose with utter peace
around him ...we just think ' ho , hey ...normal singaporean, aiyahh nthg one larr..lai lai go eat this dumpling '
some smart-assed british chap might say ' oh , aloysius chap, look at those low life blokes with their black disgusting cheap coffee...
ouh my goshstyle="font-weight:bold;"> his digging his nose now
urghh...yeah sure they're rite...but for this topic i gotta be on the singaporean side of things...SO WAT IF , we burp infront of ur face, so wat if were living in a world of our own talking loudly...well let me say
whos the one having an economic success, whos the one having peace, and whos the one enjoying thiis success drinking a glass of non-alchoholic beverage while helping those in poverty...and who is enjoying this...ohhh its none other den this speck of what u people call ZE LITTLE RED DOT so gimme a class of root beer and let me laff like
ze frence people HOHOHO !
so ok ...this entry turned out to be the pros and cons...well just becoz ive gotta little time to write this so people of singapore
RAISE A GLASS OF NON_ALCHOHOLIC BEVERAGE A GIVE A LOUD FRENCH LAFF OF HOHOHO ! dun say viva la escargo [ snails to u chaps out there but Viva Le Laksa , Loh Mai Kai and Prata !!!!!
so smoke a joint and call me fat
ciao !
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