and a gd day :) to all...enjoy the music :) loading takes a long time or they dun even fucking work ! go listen to Cocaine- Jimi Hendrix
(irony is he died from it) and not promoting drugs or anything...heard a guy smoked pot at the whitehouse...
so much for a perfect life weee
a goatee and sideburns hot not?
BOLA ! S-League lagi gerek den EPL !
Man U - FU !
Chealsea - Screw YOU !
BOLA !
for the radioblog player...press the MY PICKS button or whatever...to listen to the best songs...sort of
and i'd like to meet that special someone who
knows how to make light of ze moment
funky
calm and collected
could bear with my nonsense like that's ever going to happen
still dun get writing this profile stuff in blogs..not my thing
Just A Lil' Of Zis & Dat
A Fat Boy Slim Greatest Hits CD
WORLD PEACE & stop world hunger [I'm Not A Miss World etc.]
A GT Mustang or A Vintage 1985 Vespa Scooter or that Chevy Chavelle
-like that's ever going to happen
That cafe by the river/lake/sea
Grow an afro!
Go on a roadtrip around the world with a friend
Dance half-naked in the streets
Be a busker for once
Learn Ze Drums
Conduct A Free Hug Campaign In Singapore (fuggler...taken already)
Dress In A Carrot Costume and Fight With Another Person Whos Dressed In A Broccoli Suit (the remake from hollywood)
Ride In A Scooter While Wearing A Full Leather Suit and a Red Scarf Thru The Country Side Of Europe With My Wife (no harm thinking too much)
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Revolution! 8:00 am.
so here i am...at 8...
could still be sleeping by now wen somebody didnt woke up when i tried waking her up wasted 20cents in the process call me money-minded if u want if got no objection to it :D
woke up early ... didny felt like going to the comp.. so when to watch Ian Wright with Globe Trekker god bless ian Wright and globe trecker one of the greatest show wen uve got no coffee and apparently woken up early
so watching him being lame pathetic and sometimes funny made me think again.. hey y not?! ive gotta go to Mount Kinabalu or Gunung Ledang someday.. maybe after NS or sch...or maybe b4 i settle down hmmphhh yeah sure ive got a few extra weights pulling me down...bt by then..hmm we'll nvr noe can we...lets hope i dun faint a tumble down the mountain bringing everyone down and make the very first human avalance to destroy a village ...
crap im crapping again
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Thursday, November 23, 2006
Revolution! 11:50 pm.
It's funny how things work out in the end .... and yeap talking bout my day ...
just bought the school books for next year...and ouh shit there's gonna be real map reading...
thankg god for literature [ shit i sound like a teachers pet ] in just a day ive read nearly 3 quarters of the book...i just cnt help it...ive got my bean bag chair and all the time and boredom...and there i go ..
spend my afternoon watching The Departed courtesy of illegal vendors and a fren of a fren... great movie...partially coz its rated 'R' yeah u teens our there...IN MY FACE !!! ive watched it !! great movie...kinda pissed ...the bad guy didnt gt revealed...just gt shot in the head for buying groceries...tough luck eh
KIDS ALWAYS LISTEN TO WHAT PPL ON GIANT TV SCREEN NEAR THE BORDER OF SINGAPORE AT THE FIRST LINK CASEWAY SAY...
ALWAYS ORIGINATORS NEVER IMMITATORS !
ok back to the point ...on how funny things works in the end...
went online at 10 to do the usual stuff...mainly msn...nt being an msn junkie here.. then the freakin thing wont log on...the 2 msn-icon-2-blue-and-green-men-thing-3D-thing-dat-turns-round-and-round-thingy continued spinning and spinning and spinning...gt discontented ...went to the fridge to just look around to pass time and came back...and looked at wat i saw...and no i didnt saw porn...those msn-icon-2-blue-and-green-men-thing-3D-thing-dat-turns-round-and-round-thingy still span... so went to ebuddy...same ting happen...just dat the icon just let out some radiowaves...and on and on and on...
[Wheres My kebab Dammit ]honestly they look like radioactive waves dat emits hazardous odour dat will only kill anchovies ...[correct me if im wrong]which in malay is IKAN BILIS .. so it actually means...no more real Nasi Lemak...means no more fun ...shit shit shit shit shit...first msn now no ikan bilis... !!!! 90% of the world fishes are gonna extinct by 2048..dun freaking tell me the ikan bilises are gonna die first !!! like wats the matter with u ebuddy !!!! so wat next German Airline Smintair will let u smoke in the plane and give u a taste of odourless carbon monoxide run thru ur brain...thus crash landing into te sea KILLING FISHES or Irish Budget Airline Having jackpot machines in their cabin...thus crash landing into the sea due to the lack of awareness due to such imcompetence long term gambling...thus KILLING FISHES or a string quartet playing classical music in the plane...thus causing the pilot to sleep and thus crash landing into the sea and this KILLING FISHES !!! wat the hell
den FIFI came to the rescue...didnt noe she was really dat ambitous to help...guess she really wants to talk to someone :D she helped me out ...and in turn found out hw freakin predictable i am...there u go...the Ex-hacker twicked with a few stuff and there she goes she changed the pass to another really really predictable password...and i figured out hers...ok fine she told me...and i tot i was predictable..god bless her
and guess wat happened in the end !!!
astonishingly the 2 msn-icon-2-blue-and-green-men-thing-3D-thing-dat-turns-round-and-round-thingy still freaking span...so im back to square one...saying fck fck fck in my head... and here i am...someone forced me to blog again
well dats it i guess..rather a long entry dun u think
oh yeah to save u some time just read the paragraph which starts with [ Wheres My kebab Dammit ]
ouh crap a lil too late dun u think ...
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Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Revolution! 9:09 am.
WOOOHOOO
Everybody REJOICE
I'm 156cm TALL
OHH YEAHH !!!!!
Finally by next year they'll mistaken me for a Sec 1 kid den a Primary 6 bugger !!!
REJOICE !!!!
SO WHO'S THE ASS NOW EH !!!!
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Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Revolution! 11:10 am.
Hmmm Just Watch It // anything potrayed in this clips are factual Meatrix
Meatrix 2 : Revolting
Meatrix 2.5
Backward Hamburger
So...
Just Think About It
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Monday, November 13, 2006
Revolution! 8:51 pm.
MY LIGHT BULB JUST WENT OFF !!!!
ok heres just a note...wat ur about to read is highly from a mind of a very bored guy who really knows how to imagine with the influence of movies...like spongebob says
USE YOUR IMAGINATION
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ok ppl might say dat, wats inside may nvr change...maybe im about to oppose dat :D now wat really happens wen a girl is forced to dressed in tights,small shirts,tubes etc [ hey i dun really noe women-wear much .. so mind the language ]...at first impressions, she'll usually be thinking of ' EEEWW DATS SO GROSS ' or ' okay ur kidding rite ' or ' dats nice * plain sarcasm '...now wat really goes on if she wears the full suit...wat goes on in her mind then ?
* the following written enactment is highly a plain lame joke done out of plain boredom and short term sparking creativity *
possible occurances :D
one flings/push/slides [wateva] her hair to the sides to show off ones psyique one sneers to another party who she thinks looks better den her one gives a shallow smile indicating a ' ohh yeah i look better den u ' look one gets into a cat fight wen 2 parties... now basically this is where each other will get into a fight bringing in intoxicating or plain liquids such as drink into the picture...simply by dunkin faces into a punch bowl...
ok maybe i wont continue...well i guess the very moment ur rreading...ur thinking ' what the hell is this guy writing about '...well wee
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oh yeah one more thing....guys will be sitting down with a tub of popcorn by their sides shedding their differences to give an ode to kinky costumes and be the happiest guys in the face of the earth
just use ur imgination if ur totally clueless bout this entry
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Friday, November 10, 2006
Revolution! 11:53 pm.
so ive been thinking again at 11.45 pm doing absolutely nthg since a fren cnt go online...u noe who u are ... okay my bro passed his test and got a liscense to drive a bike and he got a 2006 black coloured GILERA scooter...at least he was kind enuff for letting me go on a joyride and it was great...
since i already disscussed this to a fren y not tell u guys :D
so wat can i be doing during my golden days of retirement [ and i meant by my late 60s ]?
easy, shave my head bald, buy a wig, rent an old scooter and go for a small ride across Europe with my wife :D
dun worry dun pity the wife...by then 30-40 years of marriage, she'll understand me...
bear in mind during dat 2 week trip around europe ill be spending on all my CPF money and maybe my wife's [ lets hope she's dat willing ]
so ill be counting on my kids ... to support me :D
ohh yeahh a quarter of my CPF will be spend in stuffinf my ass of with room service :D
ok so much for thinking ahead...lets hope i get a job first
oh yeah did this blog for a fren most would noe ...
cheers and enjoy ur weekend with asryafi :D
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Saturday, November 04, 2006
Revolution! 11:33 pm.
KIDS
yeap kids..
specifically 2-6 year olds
so they're small innocent and very adorable kinda ppl in an age group.. wat more do u want
small majority would hate em ...but most of em would LOVE em
adults and teens alike go goo gaga over them
being innocent...and if they're really gd at psychology... they basically take advantage of the moment
dats wat basically happen to me...
they could pile on u one by one doing body slams and kik me for all the sugar they eaten a few days ago could last them...bending ur glasses...even punch or kill ur own freakin balls and u dun really give a damn..they're so cute and pathetic...u just cnt hate em ...
so here's a small fact
If a small student from a child care centre or nursery or parent ask a teacher who she loves the most ...usually they would go ' of course i love all of em ' guess wat... ! its a pathetic WHITE LIE . each and everyone of them will have a favourite student, and would be totally bias and spoil here..
enjoy ur day thinking about this...
if u hate kids... get a life
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Friday, November 03, 2006
Revolution! 10:10 pm.
back from home...im bored...stupid crappy thing goin on...and i went on youtube and looked on my interest : ze drums !
so i tot about it...kinda felt dat drummers are always neglected but they dun complain do they..unlike the vocals,bass,guitars etc. see we guys just keep to ourselves... so here it is.. Drummers worldwide raise your cups of alchoholic beverages, sodas , hot drinks and anything consumable and is in a form of liquid... make a ode to drums weee
so here it is a few clips of very great drummers and one from drumline...make take time to d/l but be a lil patient..thanks youtube for this
JBASS on drums
Calvin at drums
a clip from the movie Drum Line
Travis Barker Solo On Snare Drum
* Drum Battle
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Revolution! 9:27 pm.
back from home...im bored...stupid crappy thing goin on...and i went on youtube and looked on my interest : ze drums !
so i tot about it...kinda felt dat drummers are always neglected but they dun complain do they..unlike the vocals,bass,guitars etc. see we guys just keep to ourselves... so here it is.. Drummers worldwide raise your cups of alchoholic beverages, sodas , hot drinks and anything consumable and is in a form of liquid... make a ode to drums weee
so here it is a few clips of very great drummers and one from drumline...make take time to d/l but be a lil patient..thanks youtube for this
JBASS on drums
Calvin at drums
a clip from the movie Drum Line
Travis Barker Solo On Snare Drum
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Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Revolution! 10:13 am.
ok here i am .... being forced to do this a fren [ vic ] tagged me into doing this quiz ..and i didnt even read dat post ....all thanks to another fren who told me to do it....
so here it is...
MIND U ...Ill never do a quiz and post it on a blog...unless forced
1) single, taken, or crushing? single and SMTH else
2) are u happy wif ur life rite now? as long as i hv my fat ass...and MTV im all happy
3) when u meet the rite person, will u fall in love fast? hmm it takes time...
4) hav u eva had ur heart broken? yeap a few times...mostly heart broken coz some of the food was sold out...
5) do u believe in under certain circumstances tat cheating love is acceptable? hmm nah i dun think so...but doesnt everyone deserve a 2nd chance dun they...yeap even dat wacko michael jackson...
6) would you take someone back if he cheats you? WHAT PART OF THE ANS OF QUESTION 5 DUN U UNDERSTAND....see this is the very reason i dun do quizes
7) have you ever talk about marriage with another before? yeap,with a gd fren...all i hope my wife isnt way taller den i am...ill nid to buy a stool den -.-
8) do u want children? obviously weeeeee....great fun...if they dun kik ur balls whie holding a plastic sword [ long story ]
9) how many? 3-5 i dun mind..the more the merrier...the more incom the more merrier
10) would you consider adoption? yeap i dun mind..if angelina jolie did it and become a representative of the UN hell yeah :)more the merrier
11) If someone likes you rite now,what do u tink is the best way to let u know her feeling? anyway possible...i dun mind..imma a laid back person...but its very unlady like to do so ...its a man's job :) 12) do u enjoy gettin into relationships? if it makes both parties happy why not :)
13) be honest, wat was the furthers u and yr ex did? with this fats ...i dun think so :D
14) do u believe in love at first sight? at a certain point...its not that easy...
15) are you romantic? if i told u about myself...i would be bragging...ask my frens
16) do u believe tat u can change someone? yeap...expose oneself to MTV and ur expose the real world
17) if u get married somewhere, where would it be? anywhere...if she enjoys a certain place we'll go...but for me if i had a chance [ hard to believe ] but on the fields of tuscani :) or istanbul...anywhere..or maybe get married on a bungy cord..ANYWHERE
18) do u easily give in when u r fightin? always...no use fighting about it...well unless its concerning other ppl...if its all bout me...give in .. :)
19) do u haf feelings for someone now? hmm hmmm yeap...
20) have u ever wish that u can haf somone but messed up? all the time...i feel messed up already doing this quiz..
21) haf u boken a heart? ummm nope... im the victim :)
22) if one day ur best friend like the same girl as you,what will u do? depends...if she's happy with em...
23) are u missing someone now? presently...my MTV and yeah someone
24) friends that i request for them 2 do this quiz too...
marvyn bryan fifi adz ode jas cheng cheng MTV Pee-Wee Herman Elmo & Big bird only if they're on marijuana
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