Saturday, May 26, 2007

Revolution! 11:02 pm.

so here's the gist thats been happenin these few days...shitty by me maye nt a few of em

-moms got a new digi cam, well 2 other others bought the same one
took 20mins to explain to them aunties how they work ( patient dun u think)
IT'S IDIOT PROOF !
took 15 mins to decide if they should buy it
she even got a new rice cooker and some sandwich heater thing
bought it on impulse and im sooo excited -.-

-results are crappy by me
fucked up 60.3% and still 11th in class yeap we're that pathetic
feel like starting a timetable. who knows

-took my 4 months to realise my aunts pregnant
and she's in her late 30s
never too late eh
just tot she was fat, well she already is so didnt notice much
no offence there, if it makes u feel better
IM PREGNANT TOO !

-i like zombie movies especially the new ones
like house of the dead and
28 days later
they're nice actually
so i guess 28 Weeks Later ( sequel lah )is a must watch

well so uve been moody and well your not gonna talk to me either
so if you dun wanna talk to me
means im the problem eh
so im really sorry for being me
and just asking, what did i do really?
yeah i no ur moody and well things do come out den
so im just asking
and dun really think ' its just my mood' is a great ans so who knows

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Monday, May 21, 2007

Revolution! 7:39 pm.

so this is for you to start talking to me...

so i went fishing during the weekends with 7 other people,
my dad,4 retired apeks and 1 guy who's late dad used to fish with them,and 1 malaysian chinese guy

ceritanya memang banyak,

well just found out that the 4 retired apeks were the 3rd generation army of singapore and they can be counted as war veterans, cos they were involved in the Malaysian-Indonesian Confrontation

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indonesia-Malaysia_confrontation

more info on wiki, so kinda cool, and my dad was a year late cos he was in the 4 generation and these four other guys have continued their service for 30 of years and even one guy made the rank of leftenant kernal, nw thats fckin high...

but one of em, captain syah ( tak salah ), has a problem with his heart, 25% functioning and well he's looking for a donor for a transplant, so what does he do to de-stress, fish...

basically it was a 1D 2N fishing trip outside the shores of Tg.Pinang, basically we dropped anchor where we couldnt see much of land...gerek

so in the end we could 50 over fishes thanks to school of ikan bulat/sagai we caught just using the nets, and thats sure rare, and 2 tasik arwana, bet u dun get me too eh..

so learnt one thing

PORTUGAL

some say its a country and these guys say its

PERSATUAN ORANG TUA GATAL

apek takde kerja, what do you expect, so back at shore, while the apeks went to pasar to buy some stuff to cook the fish with.went walking around town, and bought a couple of DVDs

only 10 000 rupiahs ( thats S$2) per dvd and its clear !

bought

blades of glory
300
lord of war
bobby and
ice age 2

nw thats cheap !

so back to the fac,chocolates,flowers,cardsand all that, tengok dulu lah
but i could make fish fillets out of the tasik arwana, tastes great, but tengok dulu lah :) and sorry for making u feel betrayed but everybdy deserves a second chance, just ask the people who tagged ur blog

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Friday, May 18, 2007

Revolution! 8:24 pm.

since that incident happened....

For the gals


:) well enjoy the weekend

think ive shown this one before

For the guys




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCwKbUVyHLY

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Revolution! 7:53 pm.

if u yelled for 8 years,7 months and 6 days you would made enough energy to heat up a cup of coffee...
( hardly worth it ...but it aint tea issit )

if you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create an energy for an atom bomb
( this is crap)

the human heart pumps out blood with enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet ( 10m i think) (ok..)

A pig's orgasm last's 30 mins
( now thats lucky, can u imagine !)

banging ur head on the wall for an our could lose u 150 calories
( exams are over dun think of it)

a male praying mantis could not start mating if its head is intact therefore the female praying mantis rips it off before mating
( women...tak habis habis)
( eh how long are theeir orgasms )

some lions mate over 50 times a day
( i know what ur thinking, choose, lions or pigs )

right-handed people live nine yars longer than left-handed people
( ouhh yeahh )

polar bears are left-handed
( they could live longer if the convert to a right-hand)

a cat's urine glows in the dark
( who the hell paid that person to find this)

an ostrich's brain is smaller than its eye
( i know you people like that )


starfish have no brains
( i know u people love that )

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Saturday, May 12, 2007

Revolution! 11:10 pm.

you have britney oi! oi ! but we love our siti



nice vid, a pity some parts arent relevant to the people nowadays

so teringat a vespa scooter

so heres my story bout how i learned how to ride a bike

so my dad tried teaching me how to ride it on a bike i bought 4 wheeled of course..time after time he'll raise the 3rd or 4th wheel higher...but it was too long...i was in simei at that time and soccer and playground and fakri's house was the place im always at...its either soccer, catching, ice and water, octopus, colour catching, block catching, or playing playstation at fakri's...so if i dun play soccer or dun play those games...ill be riding a bike, a small pink bike...it was a 2 wheeler and it belonged to a girl 2 years younger than i am, and she had a terrapin and her mom was good friends with my maid...so if i had ntg to do id ride it, apparently i tried riding that bike till i could cycle the whole freakin blog...even played bike catching with it...so hey if i could ride this small bike ...lets try the other bike...and presto i could...ouh yeah i cried when i lost my beyblade and when to a neighbours house suspecting that the son stole it since he walked passed me and fakri...said ' u stole my beyblade chee bye ' and he said no...and i walked away.. mind u it was either primary one or smth :)

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Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Revolution! 3:17 pm.

alamak dunnoe what to write lah...

just a duck waiting to be stepped...

so now i guess i wanna go to india first...backpacker way
i mean going to india isnt that bad..not an idea of a relaxing stay but think of it as seeing new ppl, besides a fraction of the ppl there are muslims so i dun mind going might get food poisoning but do u knw hw cheap hindustan movies are ?
going to the taj mahal..that'll be nice when the sun is setting

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or be like this guy who goes around the world with a backpack and 5 bucks and he begged and hitch hiked around countries...

and this nokia N9 smth smth

' find your way to u can get lost'

this whole thing is gay

still game with the scooter ride

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Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Revolution! 3:37 pm.

fi listen to this...lyrics too



ok what can i write really?

just so you know...im in an old star wars shirt...nothing else to wear lah
not those type of ppl who dun change their uniform when they get home ..sounds familiar rite

MYE sucks...maths sucks half of the paper didnt finish,,,to much time on graphs blame me...so i gotta get at least 35 if i wanna pass...bt CA failed so entah lah

so tmrw bola...maybe since lit ends fast we got till 12.30 to play nak main jangang malu :)

see see still think of u ...

so here's a joke

3 women died together and they went to heaven

when they got there an angel said ' the only rule in heaven is DONT STEP THE DUCKS '

so they entered heaven and sure enough there were ducks everywhere
kinda impossible to not step on one...
and of course the first woman stepped on a duck and POOF she was chained to an ugly man for eternity

the next day the 2nd woman stepped on a duck and POOF and ungly man was chained to her for eternity

so for the next 4 days the 3rd woman tried to not step on a duck...and this went on for another 4 weeks.

one day while fishing and POOF she was chained to a handsome man for all eternity
and she thought to herself ' hey i didnt step on a duck '

the woman remarked ' i wonder what i did to deserve being with u for all eternity'
the man replie ' i dunnoe about u but i stepped on a duck'

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Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Revolution! 6:47 pm.

cut my hair...it sucked, i think, dun really care bout it, it grows rite..nvm as long not like liyanas im fine,saw a girl with sideburns...and fuuyoo tak jambu,
so just realise that a barber who cuts my hair is having an easy time, great thing is when i take off my specs, and i cant see a fucking thing, so i cant complain can i if they made a mistake, so thats why i never cared bout hair cuts since primary 4 or issit 5...

zul bulat...not cute

what else can i talk abt...

fucking newsletter thing i gotta do...by tonight, bullshit...

srry fi got nothing to write..no pics, to put...

thats why my mid years hv got to be gd to get rid of the nokia im using, gd thing bout this is...the bounce game innit level 11 seh ! some bulat pics of me...sad cant transfer and..the radio...

OMG I GOT A HOLE IN MY BELLY BUTTON!


seriously wanna go to BK....whopper...great

bought a ball...the red teimgiest ball with sanitary pads on it..

this is lame...

so i get jealous easily...and i got no idea why...

ok enjoy this...dun think so .

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